Call to Find

Inspiration struck and out from within my soul poured the sweet liquid of poetry.

Where for art thou mobīle phone?
Someone from inside this home,
Please call the phone so it will ring,
And I can find that %$&! thing.

Please notice the macron over the ‘i’ in mobīle (i.e long vowel sound). Say it long and say it short. I’m sure you’ll notice it’s much better when “mobile” rhymes with “crocodile”.